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Jun 24, 2008

Breaking News: George W Bush Presidential Library in Planning Stages

Topic Categories: HumorPolitics
Posted on: June 24, 2008 1:27 PM, by “GrrlScientist”

According to information leaked this week from the White House, planning is underway to design the George W. Bush Presidential Library, despite the fact that Bush has reportedly never read a book in his entire life. This library will include the following:

  • The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to find.
  • The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
  • The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
  • The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
  • The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
  • The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
  • The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
  • The Tax Cut Room, with entry restricted only to the wealthy.
  • The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
  • The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
  • The Iraq War Room, after you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
  • The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
  • The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm.
  • The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
  • The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
  • Additionally, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.

Proposed admission: Republicans – free; Democrats – $1000 or 3 Euros.


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