When I lived in Germany, I discovered a conspiracy.
White vans were out to get me!!
Seriously!
Every dangerous situation while driving the autobahn, every accident, every close call, every terrifying random moment involved a white van!!
I got run off a road by a white van, I nearly got side swiped by a white van. Seriously, what do they run on, V12??
I decided there must be an Evil White Van Club and I obviously pissed someone off. I told my ex about it and he laughed.
It followed me back to the US!!
I had yet another run-in with a white van but this one actually got in trouble. Busted!! The cops came and he got a ticket and had to pay to fix my car.
I haven’t had issues with White Van’s since, *knock on wood* but I will always be wary of any white colored vans.
In fact, I think they have Bluetooth jammers as my Bluetooth radio stops working whenever I pass one.
Truly!! Has anyone else ever noticed that??
Evil fuckers.
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